Things are about to get real, fast.

Forget the threat of another Katrina, or Lower Manhattan under water, or drought and famine in Sub-Saharan Africa, or even the effin’ polar bears — French wine is in danger:

Leading figures from the French wine and food industries are urging their government to push for a strong global agreement at a United Nations climate summit in Copenhagen in December, warning that failure to cut greenhouse gases will devastate their sector.

“The jewels of our cultural heritage, French wines, elegant and refined, are today in danger,” a group of 50 winemakers, sommeliers and chefs wrote in an opinion piece published on Aug. 12 in the newspaper Le Monde and addressed to French President Nicolas Sarkozy.